Because we already assume that these privileged few are having higher-level sex all the time — involving models, A-list actors, and the grotto at the Playboy Mansion. To be frank, the truly great celeb sex stories tend to involve something a little odd.
It might be sex in a strange place or involve a fan or multiple fans.
You might know Alia Shawkat as Maeby from Arrested Development or her roles on Search Party and Green Room, but, after this story, you might forever remember her for having a truly bizarre sex story — a sex story that involved another unnamed celebrity. And he has a razor. Not together! How much would THAT sex tape sell for?
But the friends both did recount their own crazy outdoor sex stories in a interview. Jenny McCarthy admitted that the weirdest place she ever had sex was the Grand Canyon. But the bottom of the Grand Canyon is not fun.
There's like scorpions and stones and dirt and it's hot. It was like the strangest and worst sex of my life. So, we were on vacation and I took him to the lifeguard booth and basically had sex there and on the beach and everywhere else you can think. Maybe she had a premonition about Celebs sex story awful The Lone Ranger movie would be bu regardless of the reason, a woman once took her sexual aggression a bit too far in a love-making session with actor Armie Hammer. In a interview, Armie recounted his wild sexual past, reminiscing about the time "One chick tried to stab me when we were having sex.
I should so not be telling this sex story … She was like, 'True love leaves scars. You don't have any. Of course I promptly broke up with her.
Seven months later. She famously said, "Being submissive in the bedroom is really fun.
You get to be a little lady, to have somebody be macho and in charge of your shit. That's fun to me I like to be spanked. Being tied up is fun.
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I like to keep it spontaneous. Sometimes whips and chains can be overly planned — you gotta stop, get the whip from the drawer downstairs. I'd rather have him use his hands. Meanwhile, Ricky Martin upped the kink ante by openly admitting that he enjoyed golden showers. Celebrities are so desirable, apparently, that even dead people want to have sex with them.
I had a couple of experiences with the supernatural. I don't know his name!
He was a ghost! I'm very open to it. And let me add this: This was before I ever touched any drug besides weed and alcohol. But a bad experience in his past might explain why not. I got a video camera, and my girlfriend and I decided to film ourselves, and watched it back and said, 'Yeah, let's never watch that again. Kristen Droesch is a love and entertainment writer. Editor's Note: This article was originally posted on Celebs sex story 14, and was updated with the latest information.
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