It will not surprise any regular reader of Craigslist that the federal government shutdown spawned a near universe of related traffic on the site.
Most appear verbatim, with a few edits for propriety though still for an adult audience. Arrived last week for some consulting work with the government but with the shutdown i am sitting in my hotel room with nothing to do, thought i would maybe entertain myself.
Get in touch if you are drug disease and drama free. OK, so the government shut down, everyone is off work today and I suggest bored and looking for excitement. I am no exception.
My thought is to find a sexy woman who could use a little stress relief, is feeling adventurous and wants to play out some role play fantasies. Lets explore together. Are you and otherwise busy and proffessional female government employee that has been left with nothing to do, writhing in sexual angst? After all, what better way to spend a lazy fall afternoon than pondering the merits of congressional term limits than with your legs wrapped around the face of a handsome, clean-cut, 28yo professional that represents the interests of a private corporation, and therefore has not felt the distress of this economic stalemate with the same immediacy as you.
Help me help you start the sexual uprising that has been fulminating while watching countless rounds of failed negotiations and over-blown artificial deadlines fall by the wayside. All of this daytime, weekday hours on your hands and nothing to do? Gamble and choose a new adventure. Simple as that bro.
Bright Side of the Shutdown nation. Need to look on the bright side. By staying home, you can develop a closer relationship with your family.
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Not spending lavishly to control your splurges. You can be prepared for doomsday.
You have time to work on those home projects you been putting off. Ride a bike like you use to. Learn to cook right.
Furloughed federal workers turn to craigslist to hook up, talk, or rant
And 9 months from now, million of babies will be born…. Spring babies everywhere. Govt shutdown chat?
I am 6 ft white attractive clean shaven educated older 42 though and would love a conversation. The way that the liberal media has been screeching all week about the shutdown I had expected Armageddon to greet me when I opened my eyes. I can live with that.
Museums and parks will close. Shutdown blues—t4m—29 chantilly. If you are home, alone, and would like to have a CD come over to visit let me know. Hello and happy shutdown day.
I am bored in my marriage and although not looking to change my situation I am looking to meet someone to chat with, maybe hang out with, and if we connect then maybe a FWB. Looks like the government is going to shutdown. I am going to have a lot of time on my hands for and making new friends. MWM here. Not looking for a date or sex. Just someone interesting to talk to. Hey there, no one is in the office today except myself and a couple of other people.
I could use some good conversation to help me get through what will be a very long day.
Nsa blowjob and titfuck. .
Any topic is great. I have lots of interests and a few hobbies. WSC silver spring—m4m ss. You- handsome white guy in sauna. You were chatting with your friends about the pending govt shutdown. I was staring at your gorgeous body and loving your southern accent.
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I think you took notice of my efforts to get your attention. Hit me back if this is you. I really want to connect with you. Are you Shutdown?
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